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The Tomatoes Joke

March 5, 2008 10:03 AM

A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about getting seasick.

The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock.''

The guy replies, ''Would that keep me from getting sick, Doc?''

The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look real pretty in the water.''

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Comments(28)

donna dicus said on March 5, 2008 11:59

I hope you like this joked

allison olota zakal said on March 5, 2008 18:38

I think it is horiball because when i saw it in the water it didn't look pretty

elementboy said on March 6, 2008 01:00

bad joke

elementboy said on March 6, 2008 01:00

bad joke not

roshane said on March 6, 2008 04:08

tell me when 2 laugh

jordan said on March 7, 2008 21:20

its trash

dil said on March 9, 2008 12:12

nothing great

daily said on March 9, 2008 23:02

this is the gayest joke ive ever heard of!!!
ive got a wayy better one!!
how do u make an eggroll?

{you push it}

dominique said on March 9, 2008 23:18

hahaha very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH IM SORRY I FORGOT TO LAUGH

bre said on March 11, 2008 01:14

Yall is a bunch of retards

JOY said on March 11, 2008 09:38

This is a very funny joe.I remembered 2 laugh, y cant others? keep up the good work. MWAH

JOY said on March 11, 2008 09:38

This is a very funny joe.I remembered 2 laugh, y cant others? keep up the good work. MWAH

pauline said on March 11, 2008 10:10

what's the meaning of this jokes !!

gerald said on March 16, 2008 04:20

maybe a camel cruise ha ha ha

Lekan said on March 17, 2008 12:25

not too bad though

Kea Kepadisa said on March 18, 2008 10:04

not so funny hey

Parul Rustagi said on March 26, 2008 07:52

jokes makes on banana

anita said on April 2, 2008 08:49

this is for you.

you said on April 3, 2008 10:59

Am i surely supposed to laugh at this? please advise me.

harish hirani said on April 6, 2008 09:31


i dont if its a joke or what is it
i cannot understand this joke

harish hirani said on April 6, 2008 09:31


i dont if its a joke or what is it
i cannot understand this joke

Royce said on April 14, 2008 06:16

booooo ...

tinkerbell said on April 28, 2008 23:00

thats funny
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
sory

kodijean said on May 3, 2008 03:42

that wanted to make me HURLE

kodijean said on May 3, 2008 03:42

that wanted to make me HURLE

Hasit Hemani said on May 4, 2008 08:29

Let us mourn the death of joke Banana.

syl said on May 8, 2008 19:23

good

syl said on May 8, 2008 19:23

good

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