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The Frog Joke
February 26, 2008 10:56 AM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a
$30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and
asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick
Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that
he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says "Sure.
I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch
tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Pattie explains
that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into
a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants
to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knick-knack, Pattie
Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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It was'nt that funny
It was'nt that funny
I dont geet it /:(
that cool
that cool
that cool
that cool
that cool
haha
haha
not understood
XD i get it,,,,,,lol
ppl r retarted these days no affence it wusnt funny
ppl r retarted these days no affence it wusnt funny
silly joke
silly joke
i wanna every body smile with me
hello every body
extremely un-understood
extremely un-understood
i think dat jok is corny!...........
So funny
lol thas a pretty good one
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good joke Ha ha ha ha ha
good joke Ha ha ha ha ha
i liked it
i dont get it banana pals
cheese is yummy like beef
its good like my darling eliza used to say me
um i dont get it ?
hardy har har
i dont quite get it
HEY THAT'S FUNNY
had fun but get better ones
had fun but get better ones
had fun but get better ones
had fun but get better ones
goood 1....but not that much
Hai
Funny...
love it not
OMG!! All day I had that song stuck in my head. (the actual one though...) SO that just cracked me up!!
it was rubbish. i do not get it and will never read it again!!!
it was rubbish. i do not get it and will never read it again!!!
that was cool im sure mosrpeople will laugh at it
AWESOME.!!!!! tht joke was actually pretty good. FUNNY.! very FUNNY.!
lekan how old r u.........mabye ur too young toi understand
That wasn't funnmy i don't get it.