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The Norwegian and the Indian
January 31, 2008 4:30 PM
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"
"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"
The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"
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nice very nice I LIKE IT
this joke is as funny as the word FUNNY itself. Wow this is a cracker.
Yah, i like it.
its good
It is so nice. It has made laugh while I was not in the mood.
Very old, and silly
hope u get this joke
good joke
coool. but ooh so scandanivian
Old rum...............
New bottle !!!!!!!!!!!
Old rum...............
New bottle !!!!!!!!!!!
Old rum...............
New bottle !!!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy! more laughter....ha ha ha ha ahhh! I did enjoy this joke
Continue laughter...ha ha ha haha
hahahaha!!!!!!!!! It's quite a nice joke!!!!!
hahahahhhahha,,,,,its realy very good,,,,,
I think it sucks. NOT very funny at all. Seriously, if I told this joke to my friends I would probably expect a few solid blows to the gut.
Gut!! burst out laughing !! silly fellow like this makes the world go round!!!
Um................. it`s cool and funny.
it's so funny. ha ha ha ha
that sucked! who ever made this joke lives in thier momas basement.
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nag pangit met dayta nga jokes you....im bored on that jokes....sory
it rox sooooo totally rox like i loved it
not so funny
It was so funny
It was so funny
It was so funny
It was so funny
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! very very funny (i mean not funny, it's kinda dry)
what do you call three hairy european types in a sauna ..
gorillas in the mist
same mentality
dats da sh@ i love it
dats da sh@ i love it
i love it i love it...
makes me roll...lol
i love it i love it...
makes me roll...lol
haha