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The Cop and Driver Joke

January 24, 2008 10:34 AM

A cop pulls over a guy.
"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"
"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Comments(24)

ashu said on January 24, 2008 17:16

goood joke

Manik said on January 25, 2008 05:32

This is the joke

Annie said on January 25, 2008 09:11

Bad joke

jenet said on January 26, 2008 06:25

its not a funny joke

victoria said on January 27, 2008 01:52

huH? is this a joKe?

Laura said on January 27, 2008 05:39

not funny

Britt-uh-nay said on January 27, 2008 13:56

whoever came up with this joke most likely lives in their moms basement

craig said on January 30, 2008 20:18

glazed...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a

tui said on January 31, 2008 00:14


Lame, I say, lame joke, hehehhe....

tui said on January 31, 2008 00:14


Lame, I say, lame joke, hehehhe....

ted said on February 5, 2008 15:07

our men in blue sure get abused!!

ted said on February 5, 2008 15:08

cute
,but not funny

germs said on February 6, 2008 15:46

this joke is very very funny NOT

emmanuel blessing said on February 9, 2008 16:27

wow is really a nice one. it keep up

midhun said on February 14, 2008 08:34

poda patti nee araa

orie pramana said on February 16, 2008 09:43

mbooh ra ruh...

aguseka said on February 16, 2008 09:47

lucu pora...cah???

meemansha saini said on February 17, 2008 05:15

ha....ha....not that much funny

jacob @ smith said on February 18, 2008 16:25

that's not funny

jacob @ smith said on February 18, 2008 16:25

that's not funny at all

jordan said on February 25, 2008 15:18

lame rubish herd it all before

aisha said on February 27, 2008 13:16

its beautiful

dlteen said on March 15, 2008 02:59

finally... a good drinking and driving joke

jordan said on March 21, 2008 16:55

holy crap

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