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Dumb Blonde Joke
December 17, 2007 4:32 PM
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blond replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
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HahaHa that is a great joke
HahaHa that is a great joke
really ha....ha....ha....
i like some where
that's mad!
gud one
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eh... pretty good for a blond joke.
i get it but thats not really funny
i get it but thats not really funny
it is very fine
Young blonde and beautiful but no brain.........he he ......joke!
that is funny now i've got a dumb blonde joke 4 all u guys!
A blonde walks into a beauty parlor with a pair of headsets on she tells the workers in the parlor "whatever u do don't take my headphones off" so after she got her hair washed & everything she was sitting under the hair dryer & falls asleep so the workers took her headphones off & the blonde dies instantly everyone in the parlor began 2 ask y so the workers put the headphones up 2 their ears and they heard "breath in breath out" lol
that is funny now i've got a dumb blonde joke 4 all u guys!
A blonde walks into a beauty parlor with a pair of headsets on she tells the workers in the parlor "whatever u do don't take my headphones off" so after she got her hair washed & everything she was sitting under the hair dryer & falls asleep so the workers took her headphones off & the blonde dies instantly everyone in the parlor began 2 ask y so the workers put the headphones up 2 their ears and they heard "breath in breath out" lol
in a bathroom somewhere in la if u tell a lie yuo disapear.a brunette walked in and said "im the prettiest girl ever!" POOF, she disapeared. a redhead walked in and said "im the smatest girl in science club!" POOF, she disapeared. a blonde walked in and said "i think......" POOF, she disapeared.
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ha!ha!ha!
really good one.
really good one.
A person should read it to us and its meant to be funny so yeahhh...
hahaha
hi
really good
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ha...ha.....ha......very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was funny but hey im a blonde
kali that was funny my bro really likes that one and he always says it to me lol
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WHAT IS THIS ATTACK OF THE INDIANS
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i got a joke..... ok
it was a bright sunny day and there was a car with a man and his tiger. the police officer came over and said i want you to take that tiger back to the zoo. and the man said yes officer i will do that right away. so the next day the same car is parked in the same place. the officer came over again and said, sir i thought i told you to take that tiger to the zoo. the man said i did take him to the zoo and we had fun, now we are going to the beach. lol post your comments now!
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real funny, now i've got one for you!
A brown head wakes up one day hurting all over and so she goes to the doctor. She tells the doc."i don't know what it is, but i just hurt all over", she sail,"see look she touches her head, oww, she touches her wast, oww,and you get the point. so the doc. takes some ex-rays, and comes back and sayes," your not a natral brow are you,she said,"no im a blond, he said," i though so, you'r not hurting all over tour finger is brok." lol
how did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out off the tree.
i'm just so good.
one day a brown head, red head, and a blonde head went on a cross country road trip and there car breaks down in the desert. so they disided that they would walk. the brown head said i'll take some water we might get thirsty, and the red hed said i'll take some food we might get hungry' and the blonde said i'll take the car door, they said why, and she said, if we get hot we can roll down the window.
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there are 3 brothers walking. they come to a river. they know they have too cross the river so they stand there a while, and the first brother drops to his knees and prayed to GOD to give him the strength to cross and his legs expand 2 times the normal size so he jumps in and swims to the other side, but almost drowns once but did it. the second brother seen it and drops to his knees and wishes to god to give him the abiliaty and a boat and a second later his arms grew and a boat appered so he rowed across to the other side ade it almost over turned twice but he got over. the third brother drops to his knees and wishes for the intelligence to cross so god turns him into a black headed woman and she walks 20 yds. down to the bridge.
hahahahahahaha......Very nice joke...
the plane joke waz alright, but i like the jokes that everyone else posted, they were wayyy funnier!!!
realy very funny and good
a couple of blondes were goin to disney land when they came to a T section.. the sign said "disney land left"...so they turned around an went home
whay did you see
hey chick its ur cuz rosicela kool joke just u need more => lol