 |
JokeBanana.com, your daily humor site of funny jokes, videos and other vitamins for your funny bone.
|
Woman in Hamburger Joint
November 1, 2007 5:29 PM
A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.
"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."
She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
Funny Stuff
- [Scary] Pakistan announces that one of its advanced flower centrifuges of peace are just producing sweet smelling unicorn farts, no need to panic
- [Strange] I was given a young man's heart - and started craving beer and Kentucky Fried Chicken. My daughter said I even walked like a man
- [Ironic] La Niña + Global warming = Global Cooling for 2008 according to the UN. Al Gore also stays cool, while moving weather monitoring equipment closer to A/C exhausts
- [Cool] Man survives 5 days in Manitoba wilderness because of skills learned on "Survivorman." Would have gotten there faster if he had watched Bear Grylls
- [Asinine] White University of Georgia student probed by FBI for appearing to be a Middle Eastern terrorist hell bent on blowing up chicken plants
Odd News
- Finnish tourist who damaged statue is allowed to leave Easter Island
- Look rain, no hands! Space helmet-like umbrella lets you keep your hands free
- What makes Cuban cigars so great? A beginner endeavours to find out
- Misheard comment leads to evacuation of nuclear power plant in Wisconsin
- Dubai's crown prince shells out almost $3 million for female camel
eeww nasty
this is funny..
Thats gross!!
thats just wrong
very fun
Now thats far out
grossy gross
I would of said yes and took her into the bathroom and banged her.
I would of said yes and took her into the bathroom and banged her.
i,ll bet that the manager could tast if the woman just took a piss or a crap and depending on how long see kept her fingers down there, if she was on the rag
hahahaha, that funny, well what will the fat guy do then, start spitting? ohhh
i would of asked her out and maid her wait till my shift was over and then take her to my house and bang her
wow that was gross but extremely funny
Totally funny but what a gross woman.She popped her fingers in his mouth and you can bet she didn't wash her hands
hi how are you.
i want speek .....
nice
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I'm a very good friend to have some time's thing's can get in the way how I think aqnd understand thing's I'm not a bad person for having bad thing's it's just who I'm and I hoope that you can undeerstand what I'm asking you okay?
You can E-mail me back at any time I'm be very happy to look at your E-mail thank you for your time from your new friend Paul Gerard Mazzola.
full length banana you eat.
hahah .. well
THTZ WAT HAPPEN TO PPL WITH SUCH HUNGER
This is excellent.one of the best í've ever read.
eeewwww!
good one
Disgusting :(
um,how gross.
That was a very good one,but it was mostly payback...that's all folks.
A toilet joke, but its funny.....
A toilet joke... but its funny.....
A toilet joke... but a good one.....