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July 15, 2007 9:12 AM

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One!

And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...

I'm sorry... what did you ask me?

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Comments(7)

Rafael said on July 15, 2007 09:25

2 long but funny

Rafael said on July 15, 2007 09:26

oh yea im first

Rafael said on July 15, 2007 09:30

no it wazent funny it ok i guess!?!?!?!

evan said on July 15, 2007 11:08

funny and understandable, but veeery true

aysha said on July 15, 2007 11:23

i htink that was really funny the way they kept blabbing on

THE MUSICIAN said on July 15, 2007 12:32

aysha ......pipe down

javier said on July 15, 2007 19:40

a ho r u a girl or a boy im talkin 2 u musician

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