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July 16, 2007 9:12 AM

When I was 14, I hoped and preyeed that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I need a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and was great fun, but ultimately, directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40, and I am looking for a girl with very big boobs.

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Comments(22)

LILA said on July 16, 2007 09:44

DAAAAH///DUMB///FIRST AGAIN ..WHER IS RAFAEL?STILL ASLEEP??????????????????

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 10:29

ur looking 4 me????????!!! wy??!!!!!!! :S

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 10:32

joke waz sort uv funny

LILA said on July 16, 2007 11:10

WHY? WHY??YOU DONT NO Y?

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 11:34

no baby i dont know y!?!

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 11:36

tell me y?????:/

a person who thinks pokemon rock said on July 16, 2007 13:29

i didnt post twice the first one ended with o the second one l

AMELLA said on July 16, 2007 14:10

RAPH BABY*******************************U DONT NO Y???COM ON BIG BOY. HOW OLD R U ??????????????????????????????????????

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 14:27

im 18 i just wana see wat shes gonna say im not dumb or enything......<>:]

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 14:31

ok........baby??!?!?!?! ;)

eli said on July 16, 2007 18:47

RAFFY MY DOLL.IM 18 ..I LIVE I PENNA.I HERD U R MOVING AWAY.I WISH I CUD MEET U IN PERSON..

SALLY said on July 16, 2007 18:49

RAPHAEL... I LOVE U BABY

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 19:16

wow u guy r sweet n thanks but u know family callz n u know how it iz.....u girlz r some uv the nice-est girlz iv ever herd r met n iv met a lot uv girlz but none wer...du "GIRL" u know wish dat i could meet yall but i just dont have eny time have 2 pack up n go away far away 4 ever im guessing!?? :(xoxoox

Rafael said on July 16, 2007 23:23

goodnight every one !!!!!!!!!! :):):):):)

_12_ said on July 16, 2007 23:43

so hes a guy whos 40 and dont got a girl?!?!?!?!?

anna said on July 17, 2007 13:25

That is A GOOD ONE :) It is safe to say you never get what you want!!!!!!!!!!! lol.

T REX said on July 17, 2007 18:03

YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT YOU JUST DONT KNOW YOU HAVE IT TILL ITS GONE,

T REX said on July 17, 2007 18:06

Rafael you will be back, when school starts back up, you will be in 3rd grd this year ha!

Rafael said on July 17, 2007 18:25

dat funny "T"

Sandeep Dilawar said on July 19, 2007 04:33

pls i also want a girlfriend i have no any girlfriend

sau said on July 19, 2007 19:05

i loved dat vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv much

marga said on July 27, 2007 14:49

somebody there??

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