A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date. She wanted to make sure everything was perfect.

As she bent down in her chair to get a mirror from her purse, she accidentally farted quite loudly just as the waiter walked up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turned to the waiter and demanded, "Stop that!"

The waiter looked at her dryly and said, "Sure madam, which way is it headed?"