Take a Guess

80-year-old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can spend the night with me tonight!"

An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

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Comments(10)

Jonathan said on June 1, 2007 09:47

God please answer me one question......
Why can't they put some good jokes on JOKEbannana.com??

T REX said on June 1, 2007 15:34

COME ON JONATHAN THAT IS FUNNY,

starbabe said on June 1, 2007 15:55

ahh!! horrible!!
WHY?

pruthvi said on June 2, 2007 00:57

very good joke

swarna said on June 2, 2007 08:38

thats pretty funny!

swarna said on June 2, 2007 08:39

Now dis one is a bit funny!

smyle said on June 2, 2007 18:12

that womens 1 lonely woman alright!

Danae said on June 3, 2007 18:18

What in the HELL was that?!!?!?!!

kelvin said on June 6, 2007 02:12

please can anyone be a little funny!

demonchild said on June 8, 2007 16:41

one suggestion, why not use another website?

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