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Finding Jesus
June 30, 2007 9:12 AM
A drunk stumbled across a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to stumble down into the water and ended up standing next to the Minister.
The Minister turned, noticed the old drunk and said, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looked back at him and said, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunked the fellow under the water and pulled him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The Minister then dunked him under for a quite a bit longer, brought him up and said, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister dunked him under for at least 30 seconds, brought him up and demanded, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"
The old drunk wiped his eyes and pleaded, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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yeah im fisrt again
the i'm first thing is BORRRRRINNNG!!!!!!!!!
wheres Jesus?
gcinny u r bull ok and its competion
I thought it was truly funny. I could read more of these.
hehe. pretty funny. hahah. yah...am done laughing. next joke please!!
This is good Daniel O'Donnell even tells this one.
I thought it was truly funny.
Hmm...I thought it was going to end like this... The minister then dunked the drunk under the water for about 3 minutes. When the drunk did not come up he said "Well... I guess he finally found Jesus...."