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May 31, 2007 9:12 AM

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and subject to a two-hour tirade. Finally his wife stopped the yelling and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

"That would be just fine with me," he replied.

So Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little bit out of his left eye.

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Comments(16)

Jonathan said on May 31, 2007 09:48

lol.good one

adekanmi said on May 31, 2007 10:13

There is nothing to do so i ve to do something by sending this joke

hydroman said on May 31, 2007 12:12

lol, that is hilarious

MyChemicalMeltdown said on May 31, 2007 15:33

HAHA! that was a good one!

MIKIE said on June 1, 2007 15:51

IT IS FUNNY

starbabe said on June 1, 2007 16:14

TERRIFYINGLY HILARIUS. LOL!!!!

swarna said on June 2, 2007 09:06

Dis one's remarkably HILLARIOUS:0
I cant control myself from laughing at dat!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!

aboubassam said on June 2, 2007 11:30

I dont see the funny side of this joke. It happened to me more than once, and didnt find it funny

smyle said on June 2, 2007 18:20

well i find it absolutely funny!!!!

smyle said on June 2, 2007 18:25

one angry wife, ill say!

Gabby!Girl! said on June 2, 2007 19:41

Funny!

Danae said on June 3, 2007 18:33

i feel bad for aboubassam. lol. That was funny though.

Patsy said on June 4, 2007 21:00

Very !!Good!!

Norma dela Cruz said on June 5, 2007 05:52

I smile occasionally. But with this one, I smiled with a big mouth.

karatekit said on August 20, 2007 16:53

like it!!! still laughing...good one!!:-)

hollister hottie said on November 3, 2007 21:04

can somebody please tel lme what it meant??

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