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"Yo Momma" Joke of the Day 04/29/07

April 29, 2007 9:05 AM

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a dollar!

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Comments(21)

ed said on April 29, 2007 10:51

hope you like
jeff

utyjyyyjyy said on April 29, 2007 10:53

that sucked

sabrina said on April 29, 2007 10:59

Ya and so do you

you oh me 5000000000 dollars

hot chic said on April 29, 2007 12:21

Hey i've heard that joke before ok your soooooo lame an dyou owe me $999,999,999,999,999 I except checks! But prefer cash!!!

fart face/ joey pruett said on April 29, 2007 12:34

um.. i hear that if you say somthing like your mama so fat when she jumped off the arch she amidietly siad ah ooof

fart face/ joey pruett said on April 29, 2007 12:36

also try to say that and they will have a relly mean come back

sarah greenly said on April 29, 2007 17:16

omg that was like so retarded you guys need to come up with better ones like


yo momma so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin or something...

Kayla C. said on April 29, 2007 17:20

erm what was that? that wasnt funny...and it didnt make any sense...next time come up with your own instead of just taking other peoples retarded ones...heres mine...

Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody...

i bet i get more comments for this one than your retarded one...

babygirl said on April 29, 2007 20:25

your mama is so ugly when she looked at everything it died or broke

t.e. said on April 29, 2007 20:26

yo mamma so phat she on both sides of the family. Ha Ha dat was better than that one

Sarah said on April 29, 2007 21:53

OK??? That was the stupidest mamma joke I have ever heard in my entire lifetime. 'Cmon you guys can do way better than that. Yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ducked. This is way better.

llama101 said on April 29, 2007 22:40

THAT JOKE SUCHED OUT LOUD!!!!!!!! yOU CALL YOURSELVES FUNNY????????!!!!!!!!
wELL, LET ME TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WAYYYY FAR FROM FUNNY DORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

K.Vasudevan said on April 30, 2007 06:57

suoerb and lovely joke

drtee said on April 30, 2007 08:00

get this one Yo mama's so ugly ,they put her photo at the gate to scarew away thieves

Jonathan said on April 30, 2007 09:46

Cheese x 10^burgers

babygirl said on April 30, 2007 13:44

you are all lame

tirna said on April 30, 2007 15:48

I've heard all these jokes!Does anybody have any thing new!And what school did you guy's learn you'r english in.Alot of word's you people say are not even word.

carolynn said on April 30, 2007 18:32

YOUR MAMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT SCUBBA DIVING THE WHALES SAW HER AND STARTED 2 SING WE R FAMILY.......

juan said on May 1, 2007 02:11

JAJAJAJA YALL NEED TO TALK GOD LIKE THAT

tori said on May 1, 2007 23:32

that was not funy at all!

_____ said on May 2, 2007 09:06

yo mama so skinny she squeeswd through the crack u stepped on

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