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"Yo Momma" Joke of the Day 03/31/07

March 31, 2007 9:05 AM

Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

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Comments(38)

DAY DREAMER said on March 31, 2007 09:32

ho ho ha ha not funny

Ramona said on March 31, 2007 09:54

Hee hee...

andy said on March 31, 2007 12:04

yo mama so fat that when she went in the water a whale popped out and said "We are family, even though your fatter then me."

yo momma girl said on March 31, 2007 14:34

hahaha so funny not

drew said on March 31, 2007 15:02

yo mommas teeth is so ugly that when she opened it there was two little mice gammbling smoking siggars

erica said on March 31, 2007 16:21

(sigh) that was soooo not funny..

Owen said on March 31, 2007 19:51

That doesn't make sense yo!

khila said on March 31, 2007 21:36

ah thiz stuf iz LAME

tymber and chaney said on March 31, 2007 22:35

that is so not funny yo get a grip get a life and how you just going to but in and say that about someones mom

d man said on March 31, 2007 23:47

booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! you stink

cole abbott 12 yrs old said on March 31, 2007 23:56

yo mama so fat she mistaked a school bus full of white kids as a twinky. yo mama so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper

dancer335 said on April 1, 2007 00:01

that is really old but a little funny still

stephan hamer said on April 1, 2007 00:05

that was like so so so so L to the A to the M to the E (L.A.M.E)

timothy said on April 1, 2007 00:06

your mama so fat she makes the moon look like a jerm.your mama so fat a bus hit her and she said hue thrue a rock at me.

Simone said on April 1, 2007 00:59

yo mammas so fat her bra is a hammock
hahahaahahahahahahahaha

Manasa said on April 1, 2007 10:57

yo mama so fat that when she tried to weigh herself, she saw her own phone number on the screen!!!!!!

nick said on April 1, 2007 14:05

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

nick said on April 1, 2007 14:05

booo stinky

Angie said on April 1, 2007 15:10

That your momma joke was the worst and stupidest I ever heard!

victoria said on April 1, 2007 15:54

it's so funny i forgot to laugh ha ha notttt

keri said on April 1, 2007 16:34

I find it was pretty funny

keri said on April 1, 2007 16:39

response please

a guy said on April 1, 2007 17:13

that wasnt funny it was bullcrap

SOMMER said on April 1, 2007 20:05

APRIL FOOL

SOS said on April 1, 2007 20:15

APRIL FOOL CHRIS/ARE YOU UNCONSCIOUSOR DID YOUR DIRTY TONGUE GET WRAPPED AROUND YOUR WISDOM TEETH???????

MADGE said on April 1, 2007 20:22

GOOD WORK SOS YOU READ MY MIND.CHRIS SHOULD NEVER BE LAALLOWED ON HERE WITH OUT .HIS PARENTS CONSENT..HE ACTS LIKE A BIG MAN. SAY BOO TO HIM AND HE WILL FALL OVER. WHAT A BRAVE BABY BOY.GIVE HIM A .PACIFIER/ RITE LADIES AND MOMS ALL OVER THE WORLD I HOPE HE IS NOT YOUR SON////////////

sharon said on April 1, 2007 20:40

that so cool Chris.

SHIVANAND D ACHARI said on April 2, 2007 07:58

friends comment

Toan140 said on April 2, 2007 19:06

YOUR momma so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!

dominican mami said on April 2, 2007 19:55

your mama is so fat that when she weighed herself on a scale, it read "To Be Continued........."

Fergie said on April 2, 2007 22:47

Dat was so not T to the A to the S T E Y. (T.A.S.T.Y)

laura johnson said on April 3, 2007 17:10

ooooohhh... u juz got boyyyyed! (boyed)

lil chris said on April 3, 2007 17:13

boyyyed, i like it...

sara said on April 10, 2007 19:41

that joke is older than i am

Eminem-Fan said on April 11, 2007 12:08

l-a-m-e-o

tariq said on May 16, 2007 13:34

i want to play your games

thanks

morgan said on October 8, 2007 19:15

yo mama is so fat she cant fit in her own bed

morgan said on October 8, 2007 19:16

i was the one who just made that joke i am 8 years old

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