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"Yo Momma" Joke of the Day 03/05/07

March 5, 2007 9:05 AM

Yo momma's so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is a chocolate cake in each hand.

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Comments(34)

flozy said on March 5, 2007 10:46

it is quite funny is it not

Classic said on March 5, 2007 15:08

Best one yet.

SEXY ME said on March 5, 2007 15:23

Good enough

M said on March 5, 2007 15:25

it isnt even funny

cheyeanne said on March 5, 2007 17:13

that not funny not even a lil

rockerchic said on March 5, 2007 17:23

funny

erin said on March 5, 2007 18:35

i dont think itz funny at all no
no!

dadog said on March 5, 2007 18:47

erin your not funny

Aaliyah said on March 5, 2007 18:48

take it to the dumps

naked_brothers_band_#1-fan said on March 5, 2007 19:37

lamoooo.....

dadog said on March 5, 2007 19:44

stupidest thing ever

hotbaby said on March 5, 2007 20:31

Take it to the dunps...hmmmmmm.....Funny!Not.

francis said on March 5, 2007 20:48

not funny

BATISTA!! said on March 5, 2007 20:51

wanna be a wrestler ill teach you

JHON CENA!! said on March 5, 2007 20:53

ill pay you a ticket so you could com see me every monday on monday night RAW! Answer back please. sincerely:your friend JHON CENA!!

JHON CENA!! said on March 5, 2007 20:58

its me again only one more thing tell me where you live so i could pass by one day. SeE yOu SoMe DaY My FrIeND PS: YOU CANT SEE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

nick said on March 5, 2007 20:59

who ever thought of this joke must hav been on somthing

amozon said on March 5, 2007 22:02

are you all there or do your alls mommys not let you stay up this late?

houey said on March 5, 2007 22:23

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tiffay said on March 5, 2007 23:03

umm yea...im pretty sure it goes "a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand" and it aint a yo momma joke...but it is one of my fav's...

pete_wentz_#1_fan said on March 6, 2007 07:24

hi i am formally known as rockerchic
you dudes is cra-Z

SAL said on March 6, 2007 09:10

IS IT DUNCANHINES?

TIMOTHY AXAME said on March 6, 2007 10:20

YO MOMMA YOU ARE TOO FAT

Conelia said on March 6, 2007 12:50

Das is good!! LOL!!! I had a gooood laugh!!

SUE said on March 6, 2007 13:05

NO....ITS PILLSBURY

sara ann said on March 6, 2007 13:20

yo mama so fat she makes cars look ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 10 yrs old

nk+rm-bess bhuds 4eva said on March 6, 2007 17:15

tht woz crap hoo eva thot of tht one must ave @ least sum of their brain missin

hey! said on March 6, 2007 23:52

great joke but it didn't make that much sense because it is more of a saying not a joke but that is my opinion but it is pretty funny so good job :)

yo said on March 6, 2007 23:54

it didnt make me laugh it made me think it was horrible!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p

heart,she said on March 7, 2007 04:58

it is not funny, ok ok! by the way c u!hmmmmmmmmmm

kyle said on March 7, 2007 20:24

i did nOt knOw jhon cean comes here

DDDDiana said on March 8, 2007 21:18

Its obvious someone made that stuff up
Its like me sayin Hi Guys Im Jessica Simpson

christy said on March 10, 2007 18:25

that was kinda funny but it was old

Ashton said on April 9, 2007 16:37

Good thing that ain't my mama!

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