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"Yo Momma" Joke of the Day 03/01/07

March 1, 2007 9:05 AM

Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

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Comments(42)

laura mingo said on March 1, 2007 14:12

yo mommy is so fat she fit between a bologna snack.yo mommy!!!!!!!

jake said on March 1, 2007 14:16

Ur mommy is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

graham franks said on March 1, 2007 14:17

i do not get this joke

caroline said on March 1, 2007 14:23

that sucked

CHICK said on March 1, 2007 14:50

it stunk

ciaria said on March 1, 2007 16:03

that really stunk

LaWanda said on March 1, 2007 16:46

I'm sorry what?

adrianna said on March 1, 2007 16:47

I wode like one.

Clint Davis said on March 1, 2007 16:56

that was heeeelarious hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! i wonder if i can find another corny joke this is the best i hear in a long while

cassie hallwood said on March 1, 2007 17:04

love the one about the cute little bog jake but i could make a better film then all of theese !!!!..x p.s how bo you enter one ????..x

jonathan said on March 1, 2007 17:45

it blows

kai mcqueen said on March 1, 2007 18:36

Sorry my computer broke right in the middle of making my address so i`m using my sister`s. But anyways that joke was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwsssssoooome

Boredom is cool said on March 1, 2007 19:26

that's disgusting I don;t even want to think about it.

michele kannel said on March 1, 2007 20:08

i don't even get it either and it is so corny and that is sink and disgusting i too don't want to think about it.

Adriana said on March 1, 2007 21:12

Um,OK I don't get that one

Jodian said on March 1, 2007 22:32

i really don't get that joke because it is stiff

lizette said on March 1, 2007 22:56

I am sorry but I don't this stupent paragragh

lizette said on March 1, 2007 22:59

Iam sooorryy but I don't understand,what this stupent paragragh is about?

michelle said on March 1, 2007 23:33

that was so not cool.

mony said on March 2, 2007 00:21

not funny at all...and is laura mingo serious about that yo mommy joke???

jack said on March 2, 2007 05:48

but u know all of ur stuped pepole hahahahahahahahahaha

daniyal said on March 2, 2007 07:29

what was that could you come again.Any ways its a good joke i guess you can wriye another one like that[i didnt get that]

daniyal said on March 2, 2007 07:30

nice

Daniyal Tarique Khan [MUSLIM] said on March 2, 2007 07:31

I DID NOT GET THAT ONE

remember my name u'll b screamin it later "Staci" said on March 2, 2007 11:04

this SUCKED big tym

montana said on March 2, 2007 15:51

yo moma is so fat that when she goes to the train she pays two fare so she cant go only one ride

Dalton said on March 2, 2007 18:33

all of them sucked ballz

ur mom said on March 2, 2007 22:37

This joke sucked!!!!

beonce knowls said on March 2, 2007 22:51

im sorry but what in the world was that!!!????? (p.s, stop trying to write cool jokes because that was strait-up CORNY!!!!!)

RAY said on March 3, 2007 09:30

(This joke is very sick)

Summer said on March 3, 2007 15:16

THAT JOKE SUCKED AND IT DIDNT UNDERSTAND IT!!!!

Amara said on March 3, 2007 18:20

............WHAT??!!??!!??!!??!!

daradiva said on March 3, 2007 19:26

that joke was retarded I DIDNT GET IT AT ALL MY 2 YEAR OLD BROTHER CAN COME UP WITH A BETTER ONE THEN THAT

Nasrat hujat said on March 4, 2007 03:10

i love this joke and wants to have more joke from urs side ur best friend Nasrat hujat

sonu said on March 4, 2007 06:50

thanx

hotbaby said on March 4, 2007 15:10

YALL ALL ARE SO RETERTED AND STOP THINKIN YOUR JOKES ARE FUNNY CAUSE THERE NOT!I AM WAY HOTTER THAN YALL!dONT BE JELOUS!

Shorty said on March 4, 2007 22:11

I weep for this poor joke

LoCkDoWnKid16 said on March 4, 2007 23:05

this joke is really stupied

Jamickylover aka Aaliyah said on March 5, 2007 19:15

um beonce knowls last time i checked it was beyonce knowles

heart,she said on March 7, 2007 05:09

yo moma u hv fever??? it is not joke..!
da funny thinks is u so fat.hahahaha, ang taba-taba mo really,u c wat i mean?

mybe its me, said on March 7, 2007 05:12

verry verry bad,ohh know way,sorry not to bad,hehehehe

sikofit said on March 20, 2007 01:17

ur mama so dumb, she bought herself a horse shampoo.

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