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The Burial

March 1, 2007 9:07 AM

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies.

So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000. Or they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $500.

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law.

"Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense, and I can assure you we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

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Comments(14)

woodina said on March 1, 2007 11:03

dat was the s**t

kepo said on March 1, 2007 12:47

now dis is hilarious

Big Johnny said on March 1, 2007 16:22

LOL brilliant

Boredom is cool said on March 1, 2007 19:25

wow that's mean he doesn't want her to come back to life! well I admit that would be scary but still.

dansoman said on March 2, 2007 10:37

ouuch! mothers-in-law, when will your sons-in-law ever love you?

s.l.p. said on March 2, 2007 11:02

haha i would say that too lol

shirley said on March 2, 2007 12:31

You winsome and you losesome

justin said on March 2, 2007 19:01

lol he doesnt like her at all = mother in laws can be a pain in the a**

justin said on March 2, 2007 19:03

he doesnt like her + mother in laws think that their son in law isnt any good for their daughter

GEORGIA said on March 3, 2007 08:55

MY TEACHER GAVE ME HER EMAIL ADRESS.

staci said on March 3, 2007 16:52

ewwww. why?

hotbaby said on March 4, 2007 15:04

ooooooooookay wierd Gorgia.Yall got some kindof connection?

M1@M1CH1CK said on March 5, 2007 15:28

THATS NOT REALY THAT WEIRD IN COLLEGE MOST PEOPLE HAVE THERE TEACHERS E-MAIL ADRESS ESPECIALY IF YOU TAKE HOMESCHOOL... I HAVE MY TEACHERS E-MAIL ADRESS...

Aaliyah said on March 8, 2007 18:57

ur suppose 2 duh ihave myn andu may think im 16 and in college i skipped 1,2,8,9and10th grade

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