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"Yo Momma" Joke of the Day 02/01/07

February 1, 2007 9:05 AM

Yo momma's so stupid she thought menopause was a button on the DVD player.

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Comments(53)

SYLVIA said on February 1, 2007 12:35

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

kaitlyn said on February 1, 2007 13:42

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE CALLED UP INFORMATION AND ASKED "HOW LONG DOES IT GET TO FROM NEW YORK TO NEW JERSEY?" THE LADY SAID ONE MINUTE PLEASE, SHE SAID "OK THANK YOU".

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 15:27

HEY FISHBOY WHERE ARE YOU BABY?

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 15:31

HEY BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 15:33

WISHIN' YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE SO WE CAN MAKE-OUT AND STUFF.

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 15:36

SAME HERE BABY,GOSH I LOVE U!

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 15:38

DO YOU HAVE ANY HOMIES IN CAPE VIEW?

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 15:43

OH ALOT,LIKE MY HOME GIRLS RALIESE AND ALEXIS.DON'T WORRY THERE JUST FRIENDS.THE ONLY GIRL I LOVE IS YOU!

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 15:45

ALRIGHT,I'M GOING TO THE REC.CENTER O.K?

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 15:46

ALRIGHT BABY I LOVE YOU...

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 15:46

I LOVE YOU TO...

Arianne said on February 1, 2007 15:56

supid joke

dancer335 said on February 1, 2007 16:18

Wht is up with all this smuchy talk?

Erica said on February 1, 2007 16:27

Yo mamma so dumb the doorbell rang and she thought it was the micrwave.

Big Johnny said on February 1, 2007 17:01

i agree with dancer 335, get a room! or a chat site or whatever i dont care

dancer335 said on February 1, 2007 17:51

thank you.!!!!!!!!

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 17:56

SHUT UP DANCER 335,AT LEAST I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND,ALL YOU GOT IS YOURSELF!HA HA HA!!

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 17:58

YOU A HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!MERRY CRISTMAS!

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 17:59

IS ANYONE ON?

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 18:00

WTF? GEEZ SOMEONE RIGHT ME MFERS

sissy said on February 1, 2007 18:12

hey fish boy u didnt even spell christmas rite!

Tarnishat said on February 1, 2007 18:21

Yo momma so fat she jump up and caused a worldwide earthquake. But that one was funny too.

cranky said on February 1, 2007 18:22

hey forget it , lets start with good mamma jokes. Anyway, yo mamma is so stupid she tried to put mnm in order.

Maui said on February 1, 2007 19:02

Yo momma fo fat...when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out!

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 19:04

MAUI ARE YOU FROM HAWII?

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 19:06

HEY MAUI,YO MAMMA SO FAT....SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW,AND IT TURNED INTO A SMILE!!! BEAT THAT MF........

FISHBOY 90210 said on February 1, 2007 19:18

HEY YOU *****.DON'T TALK LIKE THAT WITH YOUR GIRL IN MY HOUSE!OH WHAT?

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 19:22

HEY DON'T TALK TO MY MAN LIKE THAT,OR I'LL OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP@$$ ON YOU!

CARLY1020 said on February 1, 2007 19:22

HI

DDDDiana said on February 1, 2007 21:07

wtf is the lovydovey talk about

DDDDiana said on February 1, 2007 21:28

is any1 on

Jovante said on February 1, 2007 22:33

yo mama so fat i saw her walking down the street with a pig in her hand i acked her were she got it : the pig said i won her at a raffle

lovey said on February 1, 2007 22:41

wuts up,the queens in the house!!!

lovey said on February 1, 2007 22:42

is any butty here?

lovey said on February 1, 2007 22:45

is fish face dude in still???

dires said on February 1, 2007 22:46

fishboy u still on?

dires said on February 1, 2007 22:46

......
ha ha u like that carly gurl huh?

stargurl1218 said on February 2, 2007 00:17

Yeah FiShBoY u and ur "gurlfriend" should get a room!HA HA HA! plus Yo Mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl! HA HA HA! And u got ur dumbness from her!

james said on February 2, 2007 18:06

wrong your mama so stupid she took a fork to the super bowl if she is dumb she would not no that spoons and bowls go to gether

amanda said on February 2, 2007 18:07

good

Joey said on February 2, 2007 20:39

yo,mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

KUSTUY PERNALL said on February 2, 2007 22:11

YALL ALL PATHETIC

dre said on February 2, 2007 23:11

idiots

dre said on February 2, 2007 23:12

anybody here

POOPHEAD said on February 3, 2007 00:02

FISHBOY U R GROSS

jennabean said on February 3, 2007 19:54

u ppl r so imature

misthang said on February 3, 2007 23:22

anin 1 here wanna tlk

dukie155 said on February 4, 2007 00:50

fish boys sick type 123 if your on

ginger said on February 6, 2007 11:55

hua

somebody said on February 6, 2007 19:06

That joke is not really that funny.I don't blame these people for talking to eachother instead of posting a comment.

wicca161 said on February 10, 2007 17:35

does anyony one want to be my online friends?

Lisa Ellan said on February 13, 2007 18:53

lol not

Lisa Ellan said on February 13, 2007 18:53

wow you ppl got to live

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