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The Football Match
February 28, 2007 9:07 AM
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "seven points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replies, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone, the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal - I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he has an accident.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replies, "Halftime, switch sides!"
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Not bad not bad
lol! he pooped!
Yuck!
thats great wb i like this but i dont now what in use
n i want say PAUL never day i want a look 4 u paul where re u stay noww
IT LITERALLY STINKS .BUT IT SOMEWHAT FUNNY...
te he he
That is funny but oh so gross!
Ew! What is your problem?
excellent,thanks
i now look at football in a whole new light!!!!!!
hey..that was funny.
hahahahaha.
hell of a good one
really disgusting yet funny
Hi should have tried some athletic boosters or perhaps some eggs.
is dat the smell of football?
A BIG FAT BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol funny monkey
I almost pissed my pants!!
who won?
this is very funny,but it is very gross.this is the funniest joke i have ever heard in my whole intire life.i hope that i get to hear more funny jokes just like this one.i just have to tell this to my friends this.they will laugh their pants off.still this is a very funnyjoke.see you later.
what the heck was that sound