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"Yo Momma" Joke of the Day 01/31/07

January 31, 2007 9:05 AM

Yo momma's so ugly when she was standing out under the stars the man in the moon looked the other way!

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Comments(120)

RUSSELL said on January 31, 2007 12:29

THANKS FOR THE JOKES

SYLVIA said on January 31, 2007 12:49

HOW DO YOU FIT 6 FAT MOMMAS IN A VOLKSWAGON???????????????????????ANSWER 3INTHE FRONT&3 ITHE BACK

alex o said on January 31, 2007 13:29

ur mums so fat she has 2 iron her knickers on the driveway!

Big Johnny said on January 31, 2007 13:32

nice one, alex o

RoTeM said on January 31, 2007 13:55

SYLVIA' can u give my your e-mail?
and im young...
13 1/2 years old...
8 grade

mark said on January 31, 2007 13:56

ur mums so dumb that she sits on the telly and watches the couch

RoTeM said on January 31, 2007 13:56

*-me

anota seye said on January 31, 2007 14:38

yo mama,so old, she dropped dead when she was asked to act her age.

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 15:28

HEY BABY!

CARLY1020 said on January 31, 2007 15:29

HEY,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HONEY?

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 15:30

OH NOTHING.HOW ABOUT YOU?

CARLY1020 said on January 31, 2007 15:32

AH,TALKING TO YOU,AND LOOKING AT OUR 3RD GRADE PICTURE WHEN WE KISSED.

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 15:34

MEMBER WHEN WE KISSED THE 2ND TIME IN THE TUBE?

CARLY1020 said on January 31, 2007 15:36

OH YEAH THAT WAS THE BEST,YOUR SUCH A GOOD KISSER!

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 15:37

ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?

CARLY1020 said on January 31, 2007 15:38

NO,YOU?

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 15:39

NOPE,YOU WANT TO GO OUT?

CARLY1020 said on January 31, 2007 16:01

YEAH SURE,SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER I HAD TO CLEAN OUT MY CATBOX.

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 16:02

OH.

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:07

Hi never bin on dis sight ma name is lee birch can sum1 type bk pleeze thnx

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:10

Your mumas house is soooo small she put da key in da front lok and smashed da bak window :)

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:12

I LUV KATY AMOS AND WONT EVERY1 2 NO!!!! hehehehehe

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:15

can sum1 pleeeeeeze say sumthin

Emily Brown said on January 31, 2007 16:21

some of them i understand.and there so funny.I know your'll had to be teens,am 11.

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:27

hi emily im 12 heheheh sum1 actualy talkin

danielle said on January 31, 2007 16:33

chyea that was a good 1...............its funni

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:34

BIG SHOUT OUT 2 MA GAWJUS KATY AMOS LUV U SOOOOOOOOO MUCH U DA BEST DER IS XXXXXXXXXXX LUV U 2 PIECES XXXXXXXXXXXX

danielle said on January 31, 2007 16:34

chyea that was a good 1...:)

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:35

DANIEL WHICH 1 WAS GOOD?????

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:41

YEEEES ITS NEARLY VALENTINES DAY !!!!!!!!!!! CAN SUM 1 TELL ME ADVICE I WONT 2 ASK MA BEST MATE OUT ( KATY AMOS) BUT IM NOT SURE IF I SHOOD ?? SHOOD I ,, SHOOD I NOT????

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 16:41

HI LEE BIRCH I'M 12 HEHE SUM 1 ACTULLY TALKIN'

lee birch said on January 31, 2007 16:42

OOPS SOZ PRESSED IT TWICE HEHEHEHE

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 16:44

ARE YOU LEEAH BIRCH THAT USED TO GO CAPEVIEW ELEMENTRY?

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 16:50

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BI,HA HA HA!

Nicole said on January 31, 2007 16:51

Nice one alex o that was funny

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 16:52

BY NOW,P-E-A-C-E-O-U-T HOMIE,GIT-R-DONE

erickbobobwawagogogsidmoliglrt said on January 31, 2007 16:54

yo mamma so hairy you were born with an affro

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 16:54

CAN LEEAH SAY SOMTHIN' PLEEEEZZZZZ!!!

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 17:16

HI!

TERRELL said on January 31, 2007 17:19

THESS ARE SO FUNNY MAN YO MAMA

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr said on January 31, 2007 17:54

FISHBOY I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!

rrrrr said on January 31, 2007 18:07

HI!

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 19:13

Ya'll people get ready 4 me cause I'm about to get on ya'll momma's.Oh yeah and I'm 14 so ya'll babygilrs holla at cha boy

Ramiro 12 said on January 31, 2007 19:26

Yo man this is ramiroooooooooo!!!!!!!
dis is the brother Lil'Luis.If ya'll thank you can hang wit us you better buckle up homey so ya'll get ready.

mandy said on January 31, 2007 19:40

ok people!?!?!?!?what r u talking about????? its like ur having 4 conversations at once

alex said on January 31, 2007 19:42

HI... im 14 and im a girl!!!but yall are kinda weird

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 19:49

some of u guyz have some whack jokes

alex said on January 31, 2007 19:50

i no.
that is so true

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 19:51

is ani 1 here

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 19:52

hi

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 19:52

ur tlkin to me

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 19:54

im soooooooo borreeeeddd

alex said on January 31, 2007 19:55

hi do you have n e good jokes

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 19:56

omg lol what am i sayin

alex said on January 31, 2007 19:58

what r u saying

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 20:00

so is this a chat place or something cause i thought we were supposed to just make comments about the jokes

jasmine said on January 31, 2007 20:02

im so weird

alex said on January 31, 2007 20:03

dont dis ur self thats so mean

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 20:31

So Jasmine you want jokes ha.
Let's start wit yo momma.
Yo momma so fat that poeple jog around her for execise.

Beat dat babygirl

Maddu said on January 31, 2007 20:38

wait r we supposed to leave a comment about the jokes or leave a joke?!Confusin?!anywayz hi im Maddu n a girl n 14. Im just gonna leave a comment dats it.;)?!

FISHBOY 90210 said on January 31, 2007 20:38

DO IT RRRRRRRRRRR AND I WILL KICK YOUR BUT,M&&^%$F%&*$(%.

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 20:44

Man where are the jokes.Is't dis a website for jokes.Nobody got nothing to say.
Ya'll people WHACK

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 20:54

hi

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 20:56

your mama is so fat that she jumped off a cliff when she was wearing a yellow dress and people thought that the sun was falling.

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 21:00

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat,people say TAXI!!!

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 21:01

that taxi one is soooooo good i'm going to have to use that sometime! If you don't care?

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 21:05

Is anyone on?

Lil'Luis said on January 31, 2007 21:17

Yeah I'm on.
dancer335 are you a girl?

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 21:19

Why do you want to know??

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 21:28

hello are you there???

THE BEST OF ANY 1 said on January 31, 2007 21:29

this is for maddu im going 2 answer ur ? first u do what eva u want ok

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 21:34

Yeah I'm back my aunt had to use the computer.
So what about my question

money babe said on January 31, 2007 21:40

hi im money babe i like money

Lil'luis said on January 31, 2007 21:42

Yo money babe you like money come HOLLA at cha boy.

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 21:53

lil"luis are you girl?

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 21:55

dose any1 have a joke???

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 22:04

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 22:13

Want a joke?
Yo momma so fat she got to use a VCR as beeper

Diana said on January 31, 2007 22:14

hi i dont have any jokes but its fun to talk

dddDiana said on January 31, 2007 22:16

good 1

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 22:19

Anybody else want to walk it out

Lil'Luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 22:23

Didn't think so.
Ya'll people scary.

DDDDiana said on January 31, 2007 22:24

thats nice

Lil'luis 14 said on January 31, 2007 22:28

1 more till tommorrow.
Yo momma so fat she got her area code.

dancer335 said on January 31, 2007 22:33

I am getting off now see ya'll.

Alison22 said on January 31, 2007 22:56

hey are you there ??

swest365 said on February 1, 2007 01:00

hi i am shaquille i am 12 n a girl i just want to say a joke:Yo mamma so poor that she gets pregnant just to have milk

swest365 said on February 1, 2007 01:01

hi i am shaquille i am 12 and i am a girl

swest365 said on February 1, 2007 01:02

hi

clarice said on February 1, 2007 04:46

hihihi! harlow?

gabrealla said on February 1, 2007 04:48

anyone?plz answer sob sob

willy said on February 1, 2007 12:17

your mom is so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence

Emily Brown said on February 1, 2007 16:33

thanks.and hi lee birch.it's nice to talk to you.

ALEX said on February 1, 2007 16:38

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON THE RAINBOW AND IT POORED DOWN SCIKELS

dylan said on February 1, 2007 17:23

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Ramiro said on February 1, 2007 19:18

yo momma feet so big and she is so hairy that she took the replacment of bigfoot

Ramiro meyo said on February 1, 2007 19:23

yo mama so fat when she steps on a scal,it read one at a time,please"

Darneezy said on February 1, 2007 21:05

Yo mama so old her breast milk is powder

bobliu said on February 1, 2007 21:10

ur mamma so old that she died and her heart is made of dust

Lil'Luis 14 said on February 1, 2007 21:42

That's the best you got?
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

caterria said on February 1, 2007 22:18

what's a joke?
yo moma so big she got to drink a 30gallon of milk.

fishball said on February 2, 2007 04:18

sooooooooooo lame! fishball.....

billybob said on February 2, 2007 16:10

yo mamma is so dumb she tuk a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept

billybob said on February 2, 2007 16:12

wot is da difference between yo mamma n a cockerel

KULUEY PARNALL said on February 2, 2007 22:15

YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE SCARE THE STITCHES OUT OF FRANKINSTEIN

gabrealla said on February 3, 2007 03:13

harlow????

gabrealla said on February 3, 2007 03:14

y no one wans to talk to me

gabrealla said on February 3, 2007 03:14

u all r mean!!!

david said on February 3, 2007 15:22

your teeth are s0o0o yellow i cant belive its not butter

jasmin said on February 4, 2007 19:26

yo mama is so black that when she fell everyone said darkness falls

jess said on February 11, 2007 09:39

i love ur jokes

jess said on February 11, 2007 09:40

can som1 talk

Bored2death said on February 13, 2007 19:17

CARLY1020 and FISHBOY 90210 your gross! GET A ROOM WOULD YA!

Gangsta261 said on April 6, 2007 23:55

yo momma so fat when she was using a yellow shirt and walking down a mountain everyone said it's sunset........n/a

gggg said on May 19, 2007 21:44

yo mamma sooooo fat when she steped on the earth it broke into millions oo pieces! :)

Ashana said on May 20, 2007 20:24

your mamma is so fat that she was a banana them a slpt.June 2007

shi22 said on June 17, 2007 03:33

u're momma's so ugly when she looked in the mirror she said what the hell happened??? =)

mmouka felix said on September 18, 2007 14:16

you gus should keep on,bcos iam always happy whn ever iam with you gus on your web.Bye for now.

hello said on April 9, 2008 06:09

ya mums so old that that she sat next to juges in the 3 grade

hello said on April 9, 2008 06:09

ya mums so old that that she sat next to juges in the 3 grade

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