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New Years Resolutions You Can Keep

January 1, 2007 9:27 AM

10. Read less.

9. Gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

7. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.

6. Procrastinate more.

5. Drink. Drink some more.

4. Start being superstitious.

3. Spend less time at work.

2. Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!

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Comments(4)

mahaveer said on January 1, 2007 11:13

hey buddy dont you think its right

SANTOSH SHARMA said on January 2, 2007 07:10

WHAT A GOOD RESOLUTION WAS THIS. IT IS RIGHT BABY

Vincenza said on January 2, 2007 09:01

Where we frenz in a former life? brothers from a different mother, perhaps?! My sentiments(resolutions), exactly.
Vincenza~

hope said on January 5, 2007 18:51

yeah that will make life easier(NOT)

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