i need a man

ouch!
that woulk sur burn!
u mite wanna throw in a pair of sunglasses to!

Ouch that would burn I think you might want to use some sun block

Those who find pleasure in diminishing the image of others, do so to elevate their own.

..a sure indication of low self esteem.

Say what you will about Chuck Norris..this dude is laughing all the way to the bank with his slanted exercise board."Total Gym"

FYi
I'll be eighty years old on Ground Hog's Day and I use it every day.
I held a purple belt in Karate way back when..I almost used a front snap on a guy with a big mouth. I challenged him with fists at my side..he glanced at my arms and backed off. I often wished he had followed through, just to see if could really fracture his foreleg.or at least. give him a four fingered jab on his adam's apple.

But I'meally more of a lover than a fighter..just ask my gorgeous wife.

the reason the army changed its slogan to "army strong" is because chuck is the only on allowed in the "army of one"