Don't Make Me Bible Belt You

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.

"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.

"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"

"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"

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Comments(8)

crooks said on December 31, 2006 22:21

this is a joke

ali eshraghi said on January 1, 2007 07:51

tanx

ali eshraghi said on January 1, 2007 07:52

send picture plz.tanks

Jessica said on January 2, 2007 17:31

weird

kim said on January 3, 2007 14:23

good one dad

Friend said on February 11, 2007 21:06

dont get it

i <3 candy said on April 8, 2007 09:38

this is sacreligious
it is horrible to the bible

ms green eyes said on May 2, 2007 23:05

when i first read the first sentence i didnt want to read the rest because i all ready knew it was boring

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