The Socks

Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathroom.

As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed.

Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and he goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him."

Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom. Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Jimmy says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

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Comments(16)

Ewww! said on November 30, 2006 09:53

Lame

Russ said on November 30, 2006 12:09

can ya hear the crickets chirping. that sucked

rsay said on November 30, 2006 12:17

i thot crickets make a crickety sound?

Tyler said on November 30, 2006 14:06

*chirp chirp*

ZACH said on November 30, 2006 18:34

ISN'T THIS HILARIOUS

~*SYDNEY*~

MY EMAIL IS DOWN SORRY

kat said on December 1, 2006 08:38

thats so lame wake me up before my head hits the pie

xyz said on December 2, 2006 05:30

yuck!!!!!!!

Elizabeth O'Brien said on December 4, 2006 17:13

I don't get it.........

melissa said on December 5, 2006 13:10

That was stinky.

Toni said on December 6, 2006 00:40

Enjoy this one

vince said on December 7, 2006 23:23

BOOOOOOOOOO

kimberly said on December 10, 2006 17:14

pls sent m3 anything what u have

kimberly said on December 10, 2006 17:16

check out

erica said on December 17, 2006 18:46

I doesn't make sense!!

hezz said on January 28, 2007 14:28

THAT SUCKED!!!!!!

ace said on May 14, 2007 09:17

that was the gayest joke i ever heard in my life let that be the last time you say something dumb like that again...........

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