The Socks
November 30, 2006 9:33 AM
Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathroom.
As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed.
Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and he goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him."
Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom. Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Jimmy says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."
Lame
can ya hear the crickets chirping. that sucked
i thot crickets make a crickety sound?
*chirp chirp*
ISN'T THIS HILARIOUS
~*SYDNEY*~
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thats so lame wake me up before my head hits the pie
yuck!!!!!!!
I don't get it.........
That was stinky.
Enjoy this one
BOOOOOOOOOO
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I doesn't make sense!!
THAT SUCKED!!!!!!
that was the gayest joke i ever heard in my life let that be the last time you say something dumb like that again...........