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October 31, 2006 9:38 AM

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray!

How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope!

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately!

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving!

What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek!

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!

What goes "Ha-ha-ha... THUD!"?
A monster laughing his head off!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!

What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed!

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
Wrap!

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Comments(11)

Dakota said on October 31, 2006 10:07

I thought you might like these! Love Mom

***AFI*** said on October 31, 2006 15:43

OMG! I watched the Exorcist last night!

Andrea Pinn said on October 31, 2006 22:10

I don't like halloween, and where I am living right (a house on a dead end street all owned by one man) now I don't get any trick or treaters. There are reakky no kids around here

aya said on November 1, 2006 10:42

i loooove haloween <3

lennie said on November 1, 2006 11:47

i like some of the jokes

Bijoy said on November 2, 2006 01:00

HA HA HA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
i liked those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris sucks!!!!!! said on November 2, 2006 15:01

what goes ha ha ha.... THUD?
chuck norris when hes stoned. ( which is always )

reham said on November 2, 2006 21:26

hi its surprise to send u any way i love that jokee banana

reham said on November 2, 2006 21:28

its surprise to send this message but any way i love this joke banana

lauren kessel said on November 5, 2006 18:31

omg! i just watched the omen. it was so freakey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

conniecfw said on November 15, 2006 21:09

you're good.the last one was really kicking{best}.

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