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Norris Fact of the Day 9/20

September 20, 2006 9:28 AM

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Comments(20)

[JB] Tracy said on September 20, 2006 10:43

Norris Facts of the Day - leave it or lose it? Post comments below!

Trevor said on September 20, 2006 12:17

lose it lose it lose it!!!!! no offense but the chuck facts are lame...

CARMEN said on September 20, 2006 13:11

PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM. PLUS, IT'S JUST NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!

Tommy said on September 20, 2006 14:39

Personally I think their great. I look forward to reading it every day. KEEP IT!

Lauren said on September 20, 2006 15:20

KEEP IT! KEEP IT! Screw all ya'll Chuck Norris haters! Ya'll don't know anything about Chuck Norris! I think ya'll are all just jealous!!

Trevor said on September 20, 2006 15:39

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS? WHERE IS HIS CAREER GONE THESE DAYS? PICK A NEW CELEB... MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A MICHAEL JACKSON FACT EVERYDAY... HE KEEPS EVERYONE ENTERTAINED... HAHA

Russ said on September 20, 2006 15:44

leave it. Thank you Chuck Norris

Russ said on September 20, 2006 15:44

leave it. Thank you Chuck Norris

xandra said on September 20, 2006 15:48

whats this all about chuck norris...? hes a great actor....

Brent said on September 20, 2006 18:58

... i dont READ READING SUCKS OMG WOW LOL AND GO GO GO CHUCK NORRIS NINJA TEAM!

Brent said on September 20, 2006 18:59

NOT i hate chuck norris lol he always gets captured and about dies hes already dead anyway lol DONT BLAME ABOUT MY COMMENT!!!! like send 1 thats a blame >_<

Brent said on September 20, 2006 19:02

LOSE IT LOSE IT IT SUCKS! LOSE IT LOSEEEEEEEEE IT BOOOOO CHUCKNORRIS AND LAUREN CHUCKNORRIS SUCKS AND GO TREVOR YEA I LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON!

Larry said on September 20, 2006 20:19

This chuck norass thing is really getting old hat.
Can't you find someone else to talk about?
I've come to the conclusion that you use Chuck Norris as bait because he has no talent therefore people will keep the keyboard hot when you post these useless facts and fantasies.

Rick James said on September 21, 2006 00:07

Man ef all u people who post on this stuff that have NO sense humor. i'm w/ lauren and Carmen i have read and heard 'em all but they r still funny. U people w/ not sense of humor need ot get ur lazy butts of the computer and get out and enjoy life and lighten up shoot!!!!!!

Larry said on September 21, 2006 01:04

SORRY RICK JAMES, IF YOUR WITH LAUREN (YOU KNOW THE VERY ANGRY ONE FROM THE SOUND OF HERE POST) WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND SEE A DOCTOR!!!

[JB] Tracy said on September 21, 2006 11:08

Let's all try to be a bit nicer in our posts. Everyone is allowed to express their opinion but let's keep the verbal attacks out of it. Who knew Chuck Norris could be so controversial? :)

pam said on September 21, 2006 15:42

I check joke banana just for the Chuck Norris Facts...I think there a hoot. I forward them to friends. For everyone that isn't on bored, it's an underground thing. An acquired taste like Rocky Horror.

Chuck Norris is a modern day superhero! (without the spandex tights)

Ruffulo said on September 27, 2006 09:08

I don't really care if it's funny or not Chuck Norris Stinks, so I'll laugh!

Craig said on October 2, 2006 23:09

For All of you who say that chuck norris sucks, you all are just jellous because he could kick all your @ss at one time without breaking a sweat!

Amanda said on February 25, 2007 18:14

Leave it!!!! Chuck Norris is Amazing

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