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Ten...
June 30, 2006 9:42 AM
A man walks into the doctor's office.
"I have the results of your test and I'm afraid you're going to die," says the doctor.
The man asks "How long do I have to live?"
"Ten", replies the doctor.
"What the heck does that mean", the man asks. "Ten Years, ten Months, ten weeks. What!?"
The doctor replies "Nine..."
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